Last Updated: 8/26/06
The Project has been completed! Most tracks will be taken down within the next couple of weeks and will only be available on the cd! |
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Q: What is the Very Tiny Songs Project? A: The Very Tiny Songs Project is just what it seems. During this project, I produced very tiny songs based on suggestions to me that I received via enail, telephony, private conversation, telegraphy, or other communication over the week from May 28th to June 06th, 2006. The songs are posted on this page in the order in which they were produced. That order is based on the order in which the suggestions were received. Q: Why did you do this? Why, in the name of all that is pure and decent? Why? A: Because I wanted to get back into writing songs after my long hiatus from recording, and I figured it would be fun to write very tiny songs for the people who have been kind enough to stick by me. Calm down. Q: Are these songs any good? A: You be the judge of that. I did these all spontaneously, quickly, crappily, and cheaply. First takes, mistakes, bad notes, and poor musicianship were all allowed. These are song ideas--sketches. Had to get my practice in. Q: May I make a song suggestion? A: No. Q: How much longer will this project be going? A: It's finished! The next phase involves turning the whole thing into a cd with artwork, lyrics and an extra song. When that is available, it will be here on my website for sale. I will also take down the majority of the songs in order to save traffic and space. Q: Where should one look for the finished songs? A: Below. |
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Click the Song Titles to download the .mp3s.
All songs copyright 2006, Plastic Snowman Songs (ASCAP).
1. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
2. Peasprout and the Little Baby Chick
3. Salad Days of the Vegetáles
4. Bonebeard, the Dinosaur Pirate from Space
6. Infinite Tube of Toothpaste
7. Damn the Cancer
8. Global Warming (Is a Lie)
10. The Ant and the Block of Cheese
11. Susan
12. Ambassador Robert W. Fitts
14. Michael Is the President of the English Club
15. Trapped In the Stomach of a Giant
16. What Will Laura Be When She Grows Up?
17. Invisible Shadows
19. Snake Babies
20. Dr. Jekyll's Toothbrush
21. Riley Raccoon
22. Unicorns
23. Noelle Loves Shakespeare
24. Glass Pop Bottles
25. The Periodic Table of the Elements
26. We Are Fire Ants
27. The Mischievous Elves of Iceland
29. The Nature Kitty Nature Show
30. Spherical Dice
31. Contents Unknown
32. Lamentations on a Theme of Bubba's Secret
33. I Have An Extra Head
34. Osmosis
35. Gentoo Penguins
36. Schweepies
37. Ultimate Frisbee
38. Gelatin
39. Cecil, the Cantankerous Turtle
40. Demonic Lizards
41. My Name Is Matlock
42. He Didn't Like Caddyshack
43. Pink Lemons
44. Mr. T
45. The Girl Who Liked Baseball
46. Bryan Fernando Is Awesome
47. Lemmings Will Do Whatever
48. 12 Little Kittens (and Their Journeys Through Math and Science)
49. Serving Size
50. The Tale of Raskolnikov and Marty McFly
51. Love Is a Cyborg Playing the Harpsichord
52. Daisy Is Dead
53. Tab Cola
54. Substrates Plus Enzymes Equals Love
55. The Golden Goldfish
56. The No-Name Man (With No Name)
57. When Good Kiwis Go Bad
58. VCR Repairman
59. The Forests Are Plotting Their Revenge
60. Dr. Awkward
61. ¡Villalpando!
62. Igor Sikorski and the Helicopter
63. Monty the Tree
64. Wimps vs. Machos
65. A Syrup Bottle Shaped Like Me
66. Frogmasterman
67. A Bad Day For the Gangster-Operated Mom-and-Pop Shop
68. Gum
69. The Tiniest Dog In the World
70. Internal Banana Farm
71. Lost in LOST
72. The Ice Cream Man With the Bulgy Eye
74. Super Duper Smile Salesmen
75. The Villain Who Wears No Pants
76. The Toaster Who Climbed A Hill Only to Find He Was Already On the Other Side
77. Asian Afro
78. James Wrote A Song About Me
79. Melissa June, The Beautiful Deer
80. The Ballad of William Archibald Spooner